Friday Funnies

Lat week, funnyman Maxminimus posted a bit about online dating pictures and encouraged all eligible gals to meet him on Saturday at the Old Town Alexandria Giant. That clever Meg, at Pigtown * Design blog, had us all in stitches with her Photoshopped response...

Ole Max (my term of endearment "Maxie" has been decreed verboten) has been spinning fielding questions about his non appearance ever since. According to his PR, he had moi, AllieVonNightStick, "deputized and appointed as Chief of the Butt Police. Anyone exceeding the Caliper/Weight Ratio was turned away at once". What he failed to mention though, was that it was an Hermes nightstick. I refuse to beat women off with anything less than the best...

Btw Meg, are you certain LFG said, "home counting his Belgians" or was it, "home cleeeaning his Belgians"???


My brother Keith and his girlfriend Nancy were inspired to launch their own field test after Monday's post. The jury's still out on the validity of the tape and, early reports looking into Uncle David's "white vs. red theory" are proving to be bunk. We now suspect the shoe trick only works when one is in France, or attempting to open French wine. However, a special dispensation is granted to those owning an Hermes beach towel...

And, last but not least, my mother's forward du jour. Is this where I initiate my complaint about how many "drugs" my parents made me do growing up?

Kindness of my brother Keith Frost and his girlfriend Nancy Guardado for mentioning Babe's old Aldo shoe in the credits. Never mind that youknowwho actually mailed you the shoes. And, Maxminimus, who has bestowed upon me more nicknames than a gal could shake an Hermes night stick at. I'm collecting them like I collect Canforas...XXOO