In the beginning of the decade, when my above midsection looked more like Holly Hunter's and less like the Pillsbury Dough Boy's...
One of my signatures was wearing my Hermès and Gucci scarves as halters...
Much the way a Boy Scout practices tying knots, I've spent many an hour perfecting my scarf tying skills...
I started collecting Hermès 'How To Wear Your Scarf' books back in the early 90's and they would be high on my list of "things to grab in the event of a fire"...
The above trick, pulled off with a beautiful Gucci scarf of multi hued blues, plus one killer tan, goes down in my Historical Outfit Registry for 'twas worn with white J. Crew shorts the night Babe professed his love pour moi. Whoever said food is the way to their hearts didn't know how to wield an Hermès scarf...
The secret to walking that fine line between amazing and tacky involves some dexterity and patience in making that little self knot in diagram 1 as teensie as humanly possible...
Alas, those abs have been in hibernation for sometime sooo, this summer I'm test driving another look...
Usually only for the benefit of the other Teeter customers, worn with my post beach Simba or Captain Crunch salt encrusted hairdo (comparisons lovingly coined by Babe).
And, the newest addition to my scarf tying bag of tricks, the carryall. The next time I run into Oceanside Pizza for my pre-beach Diet Coke it will be a Fenwick Island fashion event...Kindness of Babe who still loves me regardless of the fact that it would require a full scale Indiana Jones style dig to uncover those abs these days...XXOO
I have never done the scarf thing...never. Yes, I realize I am woefully out of touch but even after several seasons of major scarf awareness..I am still lacking in scarf skills.
ReplyDeleteUnlike Bella above, I have awesome scarf skills. And unlike you, Allie (trust me, what I am about to say is a HUGE compliment), my Dolly Partonesqueness would not be flattered by this style of scarf. I will stick with wearing my scarf around my neck, or my waist as a belt and live vicariously through you. Oh well. ((sigh))
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