Moi: pppSSSHHHHHHhhhh... pppSSSHHHHHHhhhh...
Babe: WHAAAT. is that thing???
Moi: (très cheery) That's my new Shark! I looove it!
Babe: Mmmmhmmmm...how much?
Moi: NotthatmuchcuzIgotitatBedBath&Beyondusingmy20%offcoupon. (shifting back to my sales pitch mode) And it gets the floor so clean I could lick it!
Babe: Please don't
Kindness of Kimba for introducing me to the Shark. I wasn't the ooonly one enamored enough to wax on about licking her clean floor...XXOO