UBER Clutch Cuz We're UBER Ready For Summer

There it was...Beckoning to me from the front window of fred's. The item that broke my good girl resolve...

GiGi's Uber Clutch in gasp! summer white...

A mere but you've been SUCH a good girl you deeeserve it...you've gotten a riDICulous amount of mileage out of your other GiGi clutches...it's white so you don't have a lick of 'splainin' to do til Memorial Day...later...

It's UBER roomy...

And, we're UBER happy we caved...

We're gonna have to sit on our paws to keep from breaking it out before Memorial Day...

GiGi NEW YORK is giving y'all 20% off with the code SUMMER for a whole month. Hmmm...gives me just enough time to decide between another in either the looks good against sun kissed skin mint or the Bain de Soleil girl black...

Kindness of Daily Crush's Katie Carlin for getting me hooked on the GiGi NEW YORK clutch in the first place...XXOO

History of the Eagles

Babe's gonna start questioning my sanity if he returns home from the office or airport and catches me watching Showtime's HISTORY OF THE EAGLES, aaagain...

I've watched the doc three times in as many days and I'm STILL not ready to erase it from the DVR...

Not only were they were my fav childhood band but, it's as close as I'm going to get to realizing my time machine fantasy. Ya know, the one where I get to pack up my current wardrobe, travel back to pick up my 18 year old wild child self and arrive front row and center...

Note to self: don't forget to pack holster and sterling Navajo turquoise belt buckle in T. Anthony duffel but, leave plenty o' return room for snagging Glenn's black E jacket...

Kindness of my Dad for gifting me great albums throughout grade school and Babe for tolerating the endless loop of Eagles mania on both the TV and iPod this past weekend. I prooomise to have it out of my system by the time you return from Cali. Well, mostly anyway...XXOO

Babe's Valentine Swag

Well, we heard all your requests and protests...

So, I roused the troops for a quick share of Babe's Valentine swag...

I mentioned earlier loving this Four Majors belt but, knowing Babe's fondness for sportin' ribbon had long ago waned, needlepoint was the obvious default...

I worked with a custom painter at The Village Ewe in Old G'wich emailing pics and requests and tweak after annoying tweak after just one more eensie tweak...

Including leaving a space for me to attempt Necessary-and-Proper's shmancy like monogram...

Et voilà!

We have the Masters, the US Open, the British Open, the PGA and thee Major himself all representin'...

 A king's ransom worth of Vineyard Silk later...

And, all that's left is for me to finish stitching my way through my not so li'l Christmas ornament project that that trouble maker over at Summer In Newport roped me into annnd Babe's belt should be completed just in time to be re gifted next Valentine's Day...

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Ti-Babes were not handling the reemergence of the "paps" in their life and, in a page right outta Sean Penn's playbook, Dickie (nickname du jour) made a rude gesture...

And Lolly attacked the photog and her camera. Lucky pour moi there's documentation and I'm currently shopping lawyers. And, TMZ offers...

*FYI Anyone interested in the Four Majors needlepoint canvas can call Estelle at The Village Ewe and ask to have her painter pump out another one. It's $160 un-kitted and around another $75 kitted. I was surprised at the width but, she painted it to be rolled under when finishing which means no binding stitch is necessary. For you showoffs, I'm sure you can just enlarge my pics and count the stitches. Just give me a holler if you need me to email more closeups...

Kindness of Punxsutawney Phil for not seeing his shadow. Otherwise I'd be coming to you from a SAD rehab facility...XXOO 

Forgive Me Coach, For I have Sinned...

I feel compelled to warn y'all about a sinful product that just landed on my G'wich Whole Food shelf...

This Saratoga Peanut Butter Company is a temptation to every stinkin' calorie burned during my pre-dawn 4000 meter swims...

Sure, I'd have more of a fighting chance if I only tangled with their Plain Jane Creamy...

Chunky...

Organic Creamy...

Or plain ole Almighty Almond Butter for my Green Monster breakfast smoothie...

But, how can that angel on my shoulder do battle against a post Masters/Crossfit ravenous devil whose Achilles has always been the peanut butter and banana combo? 

And, this Maple number just screams Pandora's Box...

Now, the White...

And Dark Chocolate need to kept behind the register alongside other sinful items such as cigarettes, condoms and booze and require proof of a completed morning workout for purchase...

While thee (insert sign of the cross) peanut butter, dark chocolate and dried cherry Trifecta should come with a mandatory penance of 10 Hail Mary's and 1000 squats...

I mean, look...I thought I was taking the safe, heart healthy route with Adirondack's cranberries, flax seeds, sunflower seeds, honey an juuust a hint of cinnamon til the big spoon came out...  

I'd be on my knees praying for forgiveness right this very moment if I didn't think my AG jeans would split...

Kindness of my sister Genny for sending me a video of goblet squats over the weekend as I'm currently starring down the barrel of about an entire episode of Alaska: The Last Frontier worth after this morning's Saratoga Peanut Butter Company indiscretion...XXOO

SAIL to SABLE

I know, I know...the fat lady done sang...

Queue the N'awlins jazz funeral and mourning for the death of summer '12...

And, even though I'm not ready to utter that four letter "f" word, I thought I'd better share my recent SAIL to SABLE find before the ship completely sails...

See that kelly green cord number in the middle? It's one of the only handful of select items I'm making room for in my wantfornothing closet over the coming months...

And, if I wasn't being so disciplined, I'd be hunting down and snatching up this winter ooo that tasted bitter white and fuschia one too...

Annnd the red and navy Patriotic Pride for November's big election...

Now, ya see that long white tunic beauty with the turquoise trimming?

And, this Smitten Seersucker one? Yeah, queue those babies for summer '13. There's always room in that closet...

*FYI SAIL to SABLE size conversion chart:

00 - xx small

0 - x small 0-2

1 - small  4-6

2 - medium 8

3 - large 10

4 - x large 12-14

Kindness of everyone for patiently and loyally awaiting my return from this high holy season hiatus. Babe, the Ti-Babes and I had a glorious summer and we're not ready to unload the beach chairs and vacuum the sand out of the whip quite yet. sighhh....The first born Catholic girl in me just hates letting y'all down but, I will only be posting on occasion. You'll never know just how much we truly appreciate all the kind emails, comments and love sent our way. We'll still be here. Just more in a juggling masters swimming/starting Crossfit/loads of travel on the docket/recently dusted off the needlework, craft, reading and cooking projects kind of way...XXOO

Grovin' In My Island Company Short Shorts

Aide-de-Camp Lizzie and I have spent the past decade on a perpetual hunt for thee perfect linen short, the more late 70's/early 80's vibe, the better...

So, my recent discovery of Island Company's linen Short Shorts most definitely merits coming off the beach for a quickie post...

Especially considering my inaugural pink pair has let me spend the last week getting my Ali MacGraw on...

And, with a White pair en route...

I feel an encore coming on...

Cue the Camel...

For my sporty Lauren Hutton moment in the sun...

Then the Caribe for pairing with my Mexican embroidered pheasant blouse...

And, I'm a très sun kissed Christie Brinkley sipping Margaritas with the crew after wrapping up an SI shoot in the Seychelles...

By the time I score the Navy pair...

My summer abs should be Pucci scarf as a halter worthy enough for my best Marisa Berenson cavorting in Capri...

*FYI, I feel like the Short Shorts run a smidge big so, if you're between sizes I'd default down. I'm usually a 6, took a medium and am now awaiting smalls. Fingers crossed my badonkadonk passes the size down muster...

Kindness of bff Kimba for confirming my Island Company as potential source of a great linen short suspicion with her firsthand account of looting their Naples store. KNEW I should have tagged along on that trip she took with my sister Julie...XXOO

Calling All Blondies...

It'd be a sin if I didn't sacrifice a PTH or two to share such a fab high holy season find with my fellow blondettes...

Actually, 'twas a Hilbil's find. I arrived at the beach at the head of June and there she was, already sportin' late August highlights...

Well, I was on that like flies on youknowwhat...

She shared her John Frieda's go blonder hat trick discovery and I barely broke long enough to take my jammies off the next morn as I sprang outta bed and hightailed it to Teeters for the stock up...

I mean, look at those highlights!

It's taking every ounce of restraint I have not to "help" my brows along too...

Thankfully, ooooone too many teenage memories of seeing Sun-In gone wrong at the pool are haunting enough to keep my Controlled Lightening Spray trigger finger in check...

God forbid this Blondilocks gets mistaken as not being au natural...

*The shampoo/conditioner combo you can use out the wazoo but, that spray is so powerful I've only pulled it out three times. Also, I can't speak for how it works on hair that isn't, or once was, naturally blond and isn't soaking up salt water and sun pretty regularly so please use with caution. Annnd, this is right about where on a script it would say in small print, Can Be Highly Addictive...

Kindness of superhairmodel Hilbils for the fab find. It ranks right up there with the Carrot Oil discovery that swept the beach in '01...XXOO