I hardly ever post pics of myself for two reasons; one, it makes an always traveling Babe
très nervous and two, I am
theee most critical person alive...
11pm July 4Moi: Omg, I haven't done a post for tomorrow!
Babe: Just throw up a pic from last night.
Moi: Really?
Alrighttt sirrrr...
Moi: How about this one?
thinking, tan arm, check. blond hair, check.Babe: No. Looks weird cuz you're taking a picture...
Babe: How about this one with you and Kimba, that's a really good one.
Moi: OmgIneedafacelift
Babe: You said you'd never get one cuz people can always tell when someone's had one and talk about it behind their back.
Moi: Welllll, right now they're talking behind my back about how I NEED one...
Babe: Okay then, what about this one?
Moi: GASP! With the horse face???
Moi: I'm starting to think I should go
faceless...
Babe: Oh, this is the one. Use this.
Moi: I look like I need a hair intervention! Great. A mane to go with my horse face.
Babe: Come on, your hair looks great. It's super summery.
Moi: Oh, it's
super somethin'...
groan...How about we just put up this pic of you? You always look gorg...
Babe: Nope.
This is the one. Lobster, blond hair. Great summer shot.
Moi: defeated Where's that stunt double Lolly when ya need her?
Cut to a pastywhitenpackiningonthewinterinsulation moi longingly looking at these same pics six months from now...Oh
maaaaan, look how tan and skinny I looked last summer. Wish I looked like that now...
Kindness of a blind as a bat Babe who will never, EVER get Lasik eye surgery...XXOO